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#Jokes #Funny #Humor. – Bear and a rabbit

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out.

He says ‘I will grant each of you three wishes’. The bear says ‘I wish all the bears in the forest were females’. *poof* It’s done. The rabbit says ‘I wish for a motorcycle’. *poof* It’s done. The bear says ‘I wish all the bears in this country were females’. *poof* It’s done. The rabbit says ‘I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house’. *poof* It’s done.

The bear is thinking to himself; why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well…. And for my third wish, I wish that ‘all the bears in the world were female’. *poof* It’s done. The rabbit says ‘For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay’. And he rides off on his motorcycle.

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#Jokes #Funny #Humor.

Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?

A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.